![]() The best you can say about Justice League is that, well, at least it’s not as terrible as Batman v Superman, which introduced Ben Affleck as the latest incarnation of the Dark Knight. Justice League (2017) / Zack Snyder’s Justice League (2021) Weekly’s Ella Taylor observed, “There’s so much happening in the movie that it feels like nothing is happening at all.” Honestly, nothing happening at all is preferable to sitting through this monstrosity.ġ2. When Batman & Robin opened in the summer of 1997, L.A. Freeze, history has forgotten how equally disastrous Uma Thurman is as the awkwardly slinky Poison Ivy. ![]() Because Arnold Schwarzenegger was, deservedly, lambasted for his wooden portrayal as the pun-spouting Mr. Worse, it’s all delivered with a petty impertinence, as if cast and crew want you to know how little they think of the material. Yes, Batman & Robin really is as terrible as you’ve been told: a witless, hyperactive, childish cavalcade of terrible action sequences, campy performances, and unfunny lines. But for his second Batman film, Schumacher’s worst impulses took over. The costume designer turned filmmaker has often been at his best at his boldest: Think of the feverish angry-white-guy character study Falling Down or his relentlessly stripped-down war drama Tigerland. Give Joel Schumacher this: When he makes a calamity, he goes all the way. ![]() This is an all-out assault on the senses and the soul: It makes you feel bad for liking Batman, or movies, at all. This is worse than the worst of the Joel Schumacher movies because, at their worst, those were just dumb and cheesy. Sheesh, where to start? How about the fact that Batman - whose whole existence is based on not killing people - just mows people down with Batmobile machine guns and bombs like it’s nothing? Or the glum tone of relentless, thudding dipshittery? Or Jesse Eisenberg’s manic, what-in-the-world-is-he- doing Lex Luthor? Or the Martha thing? (Yeah, it’s probably the Martha thing.) It’s not Ben Affleck’s fault that this movie is so terrible and deadening, but his morose, glowering, joyless Batman has to serve as its public face regardless. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) We’re grateful that (for the most part) he’s been represented so well at the multiplex.ġ4. This list was compiled by two people who think Batman is the best of all superheroes. What we’re left with is 14 bona fide Batman movies - half of which we think are at least pretty darn great, and two more that we’d happily rewatch right now. And, finally, we dispensed with any films in which Gotham’s champion is merely a supporting character - so that disqualifies The Lego Movie and Suicide Squad. Also, direct-to-video Batman animated movies didn’t count. For this list, we decided to forgo the 1940s Batman serials. And so we’ve decided to weigh The Batman against the other Batflicks over the last 50 years - including Adam West’s Batman movie and other recent features like Batman: The Killing Joke, The Lego Batman Movie, and (dear god in heaven) Batman v Superman.įirst, some quick bits of housekeeping. With The Batman opening this weekend, we have our first standalone Caped Crusader adventure in 10 years. (Folks who try to bring up Joel Schumacher’s abominations or Ben Affleck’s Sad Bat are politely shown the door.)īut now, of course, we have to make room for the newest Batman, the one played by Robert Pattinson. ![]() When people argue about which version of Batman is best, the debate usually boils down to a preference between Adam West’s fun-loving TV version Tim Burton’s nervy, bizarro treatment and Christopher Nolan’s elegantly somber reboot. This article has been updated to include the latest Batman movie. Holy review aggregates! Now we’ve gathered all the theatrical Batman movies in one list (including the one night stand of The Killing Joke), ranked by Tomatometer! (And see all things Batsy on film and television with our Batman franchise page.Batman: Mask of the Phantasm and The Dark Knight. ![]() But now, Robert Pattinson dons the cowl in 2022’s long-awaited The Batman. Recently, he played nice with the Justice League. The world of the 2000s demanded realism and it got Christopher Nolan’s The Dark Knight trilogy. The ’90s got the best of it ( Mask of the Phantasm) and the worst ( Batman & Robin). The ’80s found a taste for blockbuster art deco madness (Tim Burton’s Batman). It was camp colors and biff– bang– pow for the 1960s (the Batman TV show). But whatever you call him, he’s known far and wide as a comic book hero who’s managed to keep relevant in entertainment for decades, re-invented time and time again to answer a nation’s distress Bat-signal all. Batman Returns celebrates its 30th anniversary and The Dark Knight Rises hits 10 years!Ī Dark Knight, the Caped Crusader, ol’ Boogaloo Bats. ![]()
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